Worst Pickup lines

    by Sunil J

    Get a load of this. I got this from a site.
    30 worst pickup lines.

    – I’m here. What were your other two wishes?

    – Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    – Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

    – That dress would look great – on my bedroom floor.

    – I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock

    – I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?

    – Get your coat, you’ve pulled.

    – Here’s 20p. Call your mum and tell her you won’t be home tonight.

    – If you think you’ll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon.

    – Is it hot in here or is it you?

    – Does God know you’ve escaped from heaven?

    – I think I’ve seen you on the cover of Playboy.

    – I’m new around here. Could you direct me to your flat?

    – If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

    – There’s something wrong with my eyes – I can’t taken them off you.

    – I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.

    – I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day.

    – Do you sleep on your stomach or can I?

    – You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all evening.

    – What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this.

    – You look like someone I know.

    – Do you come here often?

    – Drink up – you’ve pulled.

    – How do you like your eggs in the morning?

    – I feel like Richard Gere because I’m standing next to the Pretty Woman.

    – You’re great at fishing because you’ve caught me – hook, line and sinker.

    – Bond. James Bond.

    – You look so good I could drink your bath water.

    – Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

    – If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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