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30 worst pickup lines.
– I’m here. What were your other two wishes?
– Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
– Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
– That dress would look great – on my bedroom floor.
– I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock
– I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?
– Get your coat, you’ve pulled.
– Here’s 20p. Call your mum and tell her you won’t be home tonight.
– If you think you’ll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon.
– Is it hot in here or is it you?
– Does God know you’ve escaped from heaven?
– I think I’ve seen you on the cover of Playboy.
– I’m new around here. Could you direct me to your flat?
– If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
– There’s something wrong with my eyes – I can’t taken them off you.
– I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
– I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day.
– Do you sleep on your stomach or can I?
– You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all evening.
– What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this.
– You look like someone I know.
– Do you come here often?
– Drink up – you’ve pulled.
– How do you like your eggs in the morning?
– I feel like Richard Gere because I’m standing next to the Pretty Woman.
– You’re great at fishing because you’ve caught me – hook, line and sinker.
– Bond. James Bond.
– You look so good I could drink your bath water.
– Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
– If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
