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Worst Pickup lines

Get a load of this. I got this from a site.
30 worst pickup lines.

– I’m here. What were your other two wishes?

– Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

– Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

– That dress would look great – on my bedroom floor.

– I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock

– I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?

– Get your coat, you’ve pulled.

– Here’s 20p. Call your mum and tell her you won’t be home tonight.

– If you think you’ll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon.

– Is it hot in here or is it you?

– Does God know you’ve escaped from heaven?

– I think I’ve seen you on the cover of Playboy.

– I’m new around here. Could you direct me to your flat?

– If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

– There’s something wrong with my eyes – I can’t taken them off you.

– I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.

– I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day.

– Do you sleep on your stomach or can I?

– You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all evening.

– What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this.

– You look like someone I know.

– Do you come here often?

– Drink up – you’ve pulled.

– How do you like your eggs in the morning?

– I feel like Richard Gere because I’m standing next to the Pretty Woman.

– You’re great at fishing because you’ve caught me – hook, line and sinker.

– Bond. James Bond.

– You look so good I could drink your bath water.

– Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

– If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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I write ideas that strike me, sometimes just to remember them later, and just once in a while, you might find something useful. :-)

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